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[trulyoracular]

Gunderson's Glory

Mix immense amounts of vodka (Fenrir, preferably) with a liqueur of your choosing (must be red). Garnish it with the sprig of a mistletoe branch and light it on fire. Be near, breathe in, engage, and consume at your own risk.

Enjoy (but you won't).

Comments

[weighted_reality]

Doesn't burning mistletoe cause one's lungs to fill up with blood?

[trulyoracular]

Typically, I find mistletoe in most forms a fairly thorough weapon.

[malachai]

This Gunderson sounds like a really fun guy.

[trulyoracular]

It really depends on your definition of fun. He does love a party.

[malachai]

I originate from a place he'd probably enjoy.

[kuno_ichi]

I'm starting to think all of your notes should warn for possible death in giant red letters.

[trulyoracular]

Death, and drinking, are two unfortunately fortunate aspects of my life, it's sad to say.

[trulyoracular]

You can have him if you'd like. None of us would miss him.

Insurance lawyers. Scum of the earth.

[malachai]

The residents would no doubt enjoy having him. As would an old friend of mine, but she'd cover him in barbecue sauce first.

[prayimdead]

Sounds like too much work when you can just slam the vodka, but maybe that's just me.

[trulyoracular]

The pleasure is all yours. Just remember, if he walks out of the fire unscathed, I did warn you.

[trulyoracular]

Man after my own heart. Have you tried aquavit?

[legendthatwas]

I think I might stick to mulled wine next festive period.

[malachai]

I'm not too worried. Been a while since I fought anything that fought back enough to make it worth my effort.

[trulyoracular]

Don't worry. I've got a very sweet drink rolling around in my head. Maybe one day it will find its' way out in words I can formulate.

[prayimdead]

Nah, never tried it. Never been anywhere that had it, but I heard it's some good shit.

[weighted_reality]

I can see that.

Is this one of those lessons about not taking flaming drinks from strangers?

[legendthatwas]

You into sweet drinks?

[trulyoracular]

It truly is. One's life is not complete without a cursory try.

[trulyoracular]

Strangers and Colin Gunderson are two extremely different categories. Never trust the latter. The former can be surprisingly helpful!

[trulyoracular]

If by sweet drinks, you mean all drinks.

[weighted_reality]

I make it a habit to keep such things in mind, though unfortunately Colin Gunderson is, in fact, a stranger to me.

[legendthatwas]

I take it you remember people's choices, then. Even if you don't have a preference.

[trulyoracular]

If you're smart, you'll keep it that way.

[trulyoracular]

I attempt recollection? It really depends on which way the wind blows.

[weighted_reality]

Should I meet him, I'll try to exit gracefully.