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[shes_biochem]

Scientist seeking volunteers!

I'm currently looking for anyone that belongs to a subset planet that functions differently than Earth, both for tours of their home worlds and potential samples of strands of hair or other such materials. The information will remain confidential and is being used only in a scientific understanding capacity.

Please see Jemma Simmons for more information!

Comments

[buryyouwithmysound]

I'll give you some hair samples next time I feel like rockin a mohawk or something.

[shes_biochem]

And would you be inclined to give me details about your origin world?

[buryyouwithmysound]

Yo, what do you need to know?

[shes_biochem]

The mechanics of your world, essentially. How plants grow, how the solar system works, and how life ...well, exists!

[buryyouwithmysound]

Man that is one long, weird question. We had the Mushroom War and then everything went nuts.

[shes_biochem]

...I'm sorry, the war with what now?

[buryyouwithmysound]

You know? With mushroom clouds?

[shes_biochem]

Do you happen to mean the atomic bomb and the mushroom clouds it produces?

[buryyouwithmysound]

I don't know. We just always called it the Mushroom War, but anyhow. There's no humans left. Except, like, Finn.

[shes_biochem]

That's vaguely disturbing. I don't know that your world sounds like a very nice place, if there are no humans left. Except this Finn. Is he special, somehow?

[buryyouwithmysound]

Nah, he's a total dork goody two-shoes.