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hotel_stationery2014-11-11 05:11 pm
iron_y) wrote in hotel_stationery2014-11-11 05:11 pm
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I left a box of next generation Starkphones in the lobby for anyone who wants one.
For those of you who don't happen to be from my personal future and who don't already know all about it, these are brand new cutting edge phones with stretchable, bendable screens. Impossible to break. Always the right size. Never wish you had a bigger or smaller screen again.
My marketing people are still working on what to call them -- they refuse to call it the silly putty phone -- I mean, realistically, how could it go wrong? Popular children's toy, happy childhood associations, who wouldn't want one?
But I digress. This is a one time only offer, these babies won't be in stores for another year or two and you're lucky I have a few to give away.
Special feature only available for the nexus hotel:
These phones have been modified to collect and analyze data about the doors in this hotel. If you point them at a door, open or closed, they will collect and display information about that door (pics, location within hotel, gravitation and radiation profile, etc.) If you opt in to sharing door data, you'll be able to access the app that generates a real time map based on recent shared observations. Eventually, the app will also make guesses (I'd like to stress this point: guesses, no guarantees) about what's behind closed doors/out of sight/etc. based on previous observations. No personal data will be collected, because quite frankly, I've got no use for your personal information but these doors are driving me crazy.
If you have any problems with the phones, especially any spectacularly weird problems, especially if you can beat out the woman in the testing department who stretched hers into a mobius strip, let me know so I canlaugh make my engineers fix it.
Praise is also welcome.
For those of you who don't happen to be from my personal future and who don't already know all about it, these are brand new cutting edge phones with stretchable, bendable screens. Impossible to break. Always the right size. Never wish you had a bigger or smaller screen again.
My marketing people are still working on what to call them -- they refuse to call it the silly putty phone -- I mean, realistically, how could it go wrong? Popular children's toy, happy childhood associations, who wouldn't want one?
But I digress. This is a one time only offer, these babies won't be in stores for another year or two and you're lucky I have a few to give away.
Special feature only available for the nexus hotel:
These phones have been modified to collect and analyze data about the doors in this hotel. If you point them at a door, open or closed, they will collect and display information about that door (pics, location within hotel, gravitation and radiation profile, etc.) If you opt in to sharing door data, you'll be able to access the app that generates a real time map based on recent shared observations. Eventually, the app will also make guesses (I'd like to stress this point: guesses, no guarantees) about what's behind closed doors/out of sight/etc. based on previous observations. No personal data will be collected, because quite frankly, I've got no use for your personal information but these doors are driving me crazy.
If you have any problems with the phones, especially any spectacularly weird problems, especially if you can beat out the woman in the testing department who stretched hers into a mobius strip, let me know so I can
Praise is also welcome.